TOP DOG SECURITY
TOP O' PACK BUILDING
Admiral Harriman Nelson
Nelson Institute of Marine Research
Santa Barbara, Ca.
Dear Admiral Nelson,
Thank you for your inquiry regarding our new lightweight super-deluxe bullet proof vest and undergarments. Our new fabrics are practically undetectable under clothing and guarantee the wearer ultimate protection from current ammunition, excluding lazers.
We are working on lazer deflectors, however, and hope to have some newer vests available shortly.
We are intrigued with your suggestion of an electrical and/or nuclear discharge system implanted in the vests, and shall work on the idea. If successful, you will be reimbursed with a hefty commission.
Thank you for contacting Top Dog. Enclosed is a catalog of our complete line of protective gear.
Pres. Top Dog Security Supplies(*the FBI's friend)
PS: Do other submarine personnel have similar problems with protection? If so, please encourage them to contact us at any time.