To: Super-deluxe Extra Powerful Submariner's Own Anti-Persperant Co.
Please send another two gross of your product. Seaview just can't keep it in stock! While other areas of clothing become sweat soaked stinking garb during assignments of stress and/or excessive heat, such as heat monsters have shown us, the crew's underarm areas remain chaste, dry, and without embarrassing odor.
Please consider developing a body shampoo or soap that would provide the same outstanding protection.
I am, sincerely yours,
Aka Adm Nelson's sister, and believe me, then a submarine is called a 'pig boat', there's a reason! Just once, I'd like to be able to welcome Harry home without having to stand ten feet away!