My Journal

By Harriman Nelson

~In God We Trust~

19

 

I was late for the second seating of breakfast this morning, but no doubt there would still be cereal boxes laid out. And, of course, freshly brewed coffee.

I was surprised to find the Wardroom jam packed. Had everyone overslept? Due to my status as the ‘boss’, the men crowded in front of the counter made way for me. 

“Brownies?” I asked, incredulous, seeing the countertop laden, not with breakfast foods, but with trays of chocolate brownies.

“Celebrating the skipper’s victory yesterday,” one of the mess specialists said, setting out another tray full. “It’s his favorite food...I mean the president’s...er...former president Nelson-Crane’s.”

“Er, yes,” I said, “but for breakfast?”

“Well, his mom made him some this morning. Was on the news. Couple of hours ago, Washington time.”

“His breakfast was on the news?” I asked, as I snagged a few of the delectable delights.

“Sure was, right after he and his Mom moved into Blair House. That’s the presidential guest house....”

“The admiral knows what Blair House is,” Ski told him.

“Midshipman,” I told him, “It’s not your place to correct your shipmates, yet, anyway.”

“Understood, sir. Sorry Kyler.”

“Ah, that’s okay, Ski...you just thought you were helping. Admiral, we do still have some scrambled eggs and  bacon. We just put them in the warmer to make room for the brownies.”

“No need to bring the trays out, just fix me a plate, if you will.”

“Right away, sir. Ketchup on your eggs like the skipper always liked? Sometimes you do too, but not always, so...”

“Admiral Nelson?” the duty Sparks interrupted over the PA. “Call for you sir, Captain Bower of Walter Reed. Audio only. Not secure.”

“Pipe it through to my cabin. I’ll be there shortly.”

Shortly? I ran.

***

“Okay, Sparks,” I called over the intercom. “Ready to receive the call on my desktop phone.”

“Coming through, sir. I’ve put it on secure anyway.”

“Very well.”
A bit of static, then a voice asked, “Admiral Nelson?”

“Yes...”

“This is Captain Bower, Walter Reed Security. I’m really sorry to bother you, sir. But...we have a kind of situation here and I think you’re the only person who can quiet her down and...”

“Take your hands off me!” Edith was screeching. “Harry, is that you? They took my phone away and I’ve been stuck here since last night! Oh gawd, it was awful! The cell had a urinal in it!”

“Settle down, Edith...what’s going on?”

“I was arrested! Wouldn’t let me call anyone until Capt. Brower came in this morning,” she started to cry.

“Captain,” I asked, “perhaps you’d care to explain?”

“Well, sir, as soon as I checked in, I was informed that Miss Nelson had been arrested last night for attempted burglary.”

 

Oh gawd...the plot had gone terribly wrong.

 

“Burglary? Oh, there has to be some kind of mistake.”

“Sgt. Caderwaller, he’s one of our MRI and X-ray techs, was positive. He and Miss Nelson had had a date, and she’d told him that she was going after her MBA and would be interested to tour our administration wing. Well, he showed her around the offices. They stopped at the file room when she asked if she could take a quick look at the system we use for our patients, especially how the records for  former President Nelson-Crane were filed, hard copy or digital, etc. since there’s family connection.

“Keep in mind, sir, both Caderwaller and she were intoxicated, and later tests proved it. Anyway, he found the folder located in the hard copy drawers and pulled it out to show her the coding label on the tab. Just then the fire alarm rang, and she seemed to him pretty embarrassed that she’d accidently leaned against it.

“After he reported over the wall mike that is was a false alarm,  and he looked back at her, he saw the folder was open and she was snapping pictures of the pages with her cellphone camera. He had no choice but to stop her and call Security. They doubled checked to see if her name was on the list of approved persons to look at them, but she wasn’t. No Nelson was, not even you, sir. Anyway Security thought it best to keep her here until morning, not quite sure if this was going to be a military matter or if we should turn her over to the district police.

“They secured her cellphone and right now, Security’s forensics dept. is checking it to see just how much of Nelson-Crane’s file was photographed.

“I really am sorry, Admiral, but drunk or not, she’s guilty of invasion of privacy. Excuse me a moment, sir. Forensics is here and...what? You’re sure? Admiral, she managed to erase every damn file she had on the phone before we retrieved it. Even her name’s been removed...”

“I didn’t do anything to the damn phone!” Edith yelled. “Your dweebs must have done something! And now my phone’s dead! I already asked you dumbasses what was wrong with me wanting to see my brother’s medical records. I have a legitimate interest, after all. Was going to ask my friend Will to take a look and explain it all, since none of the so called experts have on TV and....”

“Admiral,” the captain said, “I’m afraid I don’t think our military or civilian legal system can excuse her, even if her motives seem innocent enough to me. And I’m afraid we had some loose tongues...the gate says the press are gathering.”

 

“Captain, has any real harm been done? I realize your security and our privacy laws have been compromised, but even you must realize that she wouldn’t have been able to make head or tail of the medical report, and her friend Will is hardly an expert,” I added, wondering how Jamison would respond to that. “The file’s safe and sound now, isn’t it? I’m sure you can defuse the situation...”

“Well, yes...all right...I’ll let her off with a warning...as for Sgt. Caderwaller....”

“Not really his fault when you think about it, unless your records are in a restricted area.”

“He should never have given her a tour without permission...but, I’ll let him off the hook, too.”

“Edith?” I asked, “Pull yourself together, oh, and don’t toss the phone...maybe you can get an expert to salvage it for future use.”

“Miss, Nelson,” the captain said, “here’s your phone. You’re free to go. Bower out, Admiral,” he said, ending the call.

 

“Admiral?” Will interrupted my musings over the PA. “Can you come down to Sick Bay? It’s a matter of some importance.”

“Right away...Cookie? Save my brownies? And that plate you were going to fix for me.”

“Yes sir.”

 ***

As soon as I stepped over Sick Bay’s threshold, Will pulled me into his office. “Have something for you to see,” On the desk was a stack of images he’d printed out, two MRI images on top two pixilated images underneath.

“The MIR’s came in last night with Lee’s Walter Reed medical records. Bypassed Sparks, how, I don’t know. I assumed it was from Edith?”

“Probably.”

“Well, this MRI is definitely Lee’s, I recognize the lesions on and behind his optic nerve from the last time it was damaged. It has a Bethesda coding on it. But this other MRI’s from Walter Reed. The same I’d been given after the assassination attempt.  But now I’m certain it isn’t Lee’s.

“Go on.”

“Well, I wanted to double check myself again so I had the computer make a pixelated image of both. The Bethesda is a perfect match. You can see it down to the microscopic level. But this little masterpiece from Walter Reed,” he said picking up the transparency, “is not Lee’s brain.  No brain is identical to another. Not even in identical twins. But this one, is identical to one in a publication for brain specialists, the pixilated image a perfect match to it. Somebody substituted the published MRI for whatever real MRI they did, if even, for Lee.”

“Somebody who wanted Lee’s diagnosis to keep him out of the White House,” I said, then... “Lee’s eyeball was spying on the Oval Office...and he was torn about revealing the something it had recorded...wouldn’t tell me. This was a bit before the battle for the Statue of Liberty....”

“The president?”

“Well, if he didn’t request a switch, he certainly didn’t disapprove of it...leaving only one man with access to the Oval Office and to Walter Reed who had the expertise about MRI’s and brain damage. The surgeon general.”

“Why didn’t Lee say anything? To you, to the justice dept.? Why not if he had proof. Nobody could fault Lee for a bit of spying....”

“Because Lee is Lee,” I sighed. “I don’t think he wanted to add scandal, on his part or the president’s and the surgeon general to a nation in crisis.”

“Then we have to figure out a way to get the fake MRI into the news.”

“Without incriminating Edith’s part in the discovery, of course.”

 

“Breaking news,” Sparks sighed and the monitor came to life...

“...We’re just outside the Walter Reed hospital,” the reporter was saying, “where Edith Nelson, sister of famed Admiral Harriman Nelson, is getting into a cab, having spent the night. Had she been admitted as a patient, which is highly unlikely being a civilian, or had she and her new boyfriend, who works here, spent a little romantic interlude on government property?”

“Gawd!” I muttered.

“...We’ve also heard other rumors, that Miss Nelson had been arrested for the invasion of privacy regarding the official medical records here, primarily of her brother, former President Nelson-Crane...Miss Nelson? Miss Nelson? Did you have a hot time right under the Army’s eyes, so to speak? Or were you were arrested for invading a patient’s guaranteed privacy? Did...”

“Leave her alone!” an irate sergeant shouted, running toward the still closed gate. “We didn’t do anything! Damn it, she was arrested on account of me. I was showing off, why wouldn’t I, to a pretty girl like Edith, I gave her a tour of the place, then I pulled out President Nelson-Crane’s file so she could see the MRI I’d taken, well, it had apparently been disposed of and replaced by  the one the surgeon general had taken shortly after. Well, she got a bit faint seeing it, and leaned against the wall, right on top of the alarm. I had to report a false alarm but I had to cover myself for showing her file, so I told security that she’d been taking pictures of it with cellphone. She hadn’t, of course...Gawd l lied to save myself...I’m so sorry, Edith...I’ve admitted my guilt to my commanding officer and...Edith? Can you forgive me?”

“Get in the cab,” she said.

He turned back to see Captain Bower nod in the affirmative. In seconds they’d driven off.

 

“You believe him?” Will asked me.

“Not on your life. I think Sir Galahad was simply saving her ass the only way he knew how.”

“What will happen to him?”

“General court martial. Dishonorable discharge...Unless...unless the president pardons him.”

“Fat chance about that.”

Just then stomach rumbled.

“Have you had breakfast?”

“Not yet. Sure hope Cookie saved me some brownies.”

“Unless Chip ate them all,” Will joked. “Someday I really have to force him to watch a documentary about the need for proper nutrition....”

“Force him? Perhaps as CMO, but getting him to follow the guidelines? Only if you strap him to a chair and force feed him.”

 

“...In other news,” the reporter was saying after a recap of yesterday’s news, “Happy Joe’s Aviation has issued the damage report and cost of repairing the president pilot’s rental....

“...Frankly,” the business owner said, “repairs won’t be worth it. Cost more than a new one, well, a used one...these babies are made to last...”

“...What are we talking about, to purchase a replacement?”

“...New? Forty million. Used, say within the last five years, 35 million. Older than that, a previous model, depends on the shape...probably 20 million...”

“...Does President Nelson-Crane have that kind of cash?”

“...Hell no, was hard enough for him to get his credit card to spring for the rental.”

“...What will you do?”

“...Well, it is a loss for my company...a lot of big executives charter these planes...I need to recoup something for my losses...but...I’m a patriot like anyone else. Might ask the government to cover for it.”

“...When it took the president to get congress to swing for a new digital eyeball to be manufactured for Nelson-Crane?”

“...Pretty doubtful, I know, but hey, he did save the Statue of Liberty. That’s got to count for something and it’s doubtful Nelson-Crane can get a loan. He’s taken full responsibility for the damage to the plane, though, and wants a meeting to see about financing...but it’s pretty hopeless. Would take more than a few lifetimes for his debt to be terminated.”

 

“...Speaking of the former president, he and his mother move into Blair House this morning.”

“...That’s right,” a man in a pristine chef’s outfit was saying in front of the White House, “came down into the White House kitchens herself and fixed him brownies for breakfast before they left for Blair House.”

“...For breakfast?”

“...Not too surprising, having served him before. Not a stickler for the FDA’s recommended pyramid of proper nutrition. Might not affect him adversely right now, but in a few years, he’s going to have some major physical complications.”

“...Did Mrs. Crane prepare the brownies from scratch?”

“...Duncan Hines. The secret to making them like homemade is slightly undertaking them in the oven. Let the residual heat in the pan finish them off. And, of course, she added some pats of butter on the side...he really likes them that way...”

“...Will they have food service specialists in their new residence?”

“...Yes,  they’re technically guests of the president. Blair House is the official guest house. Damn, we’re going to miss Pres...Mr. Nelson-Crane. He was real popular with all the staff here.”

 

With that the broadcast ended and the monitor switched off.

As much as I wanted to see more related to Lee, my stomach reminded me the best way to think of him was to have some of those ‘president pilot’s brownies that Cookie had baked.

If there were any left, that was.

***

“Will?” I asked about an hour later, “I think I need some pink stuff.”

“Sorry, sir. All out. You’re not the only one to over indulge.”

“Damn.”

“We can send the Flying Sub to the nearest port for some.”

“We’d need presidential permission to use the Flying Sub to go to the nearest drug or grocery  store. We’re all still on war time operations...wait...I have an idea...back in a jiff.”

***

Jiggs wouldn’t stop laughing at me from the videophone.

“It’s not funny, Jiggs...I feel miserable.”

“You honestly expect me to order the nearest flattop to you to copter  in some pink stuff? It’s not as if you’re requesting surgical equipment to save a life. The captain won’t do it. He’d be punished for wasting government time and expense. So would I as the requesting party. You, of course, are already in deep shit so you could find yourself dishonorably discharged from the Reserves. Period.”

“Damn it, Jiggs, I’m dying here!”

“There’d be hell to pay if anyone finds out it’s for nothing more serious than a tummy ache!”

“My crew’s suffering too...well, some of them...Chip in particular!”

“Serves him right pigging out as badly as you, apparently...but...he is the captain...All right, all right,” he sighed. “I’ll declare a severe case of food poisoning aboard Seaview....Jamison will have to specifically request the pink stuff to alleviate the symptoms. He might want to add a few other medical supplies to make it look more legitimate.”

 “Thank you, Jiggs. I’ll connect you to Sick Bay.”

“Before you do, Harriman. Lee did a fine job protecting a certain lady. Damn, I wish he were still in office.”

“Same here...tell me, Jiggs...regarding something that Sgt. Caderwaller said...I was wondering if you might be able swing things to find out what happened to the MRI he’d taken of Lee? And if he’d noticed anything different from the surgeon general’s? I don’t buy that the original transparency was destroyed. The army like the navy keeps everything....”

“What’s this about, Harriman?”

“Let’s just say Will has reason to believe the surgeon general’s MRI was a fake. Has irrefutable evidence that it is, actually.”

“What?”

“Look, the surgeon general’s army. You’re not, so, he won’t be expecting a Navy review. I’m pretty sure Captain Bower at Walter Reed will cooperate.”

“You realize my review might be considered tampering...”

“True, but if it makes you feel better, Lee’s special eyeball did a little spying in the Oval Office and it recorded something. But Lee won’t admit what it was. Claimed it wasn’t a good idea to go public due to the current crisis we’re all in.  I think it might have captured the president and the surgeon general discussing the MRI. Perhaps making sure it showed irrefutable proof that Lee had brain damage. ”

“Just what does Jamison have?”

“When I transfer you to Sick Bay he can tell you all about it.”

“Very well. You know, Harriman, you can be just as sneaky as Lee sometimes.”

“Learned it all from him,” I laughed and transferred my old friend to our man of medicine.

***

By the time I’d finished two strong cups of coffee, I headed to the lab to continue my increasingly doubtful work on an anti-radiation/bio hazard formulation. But before I got there I found Chief Sharkey and Kowalski outside of the open reactor room, something not SOP.

“What’s going on, here?” I asked. All we needed was a new problem.

“The normal radiation readings inside are off,” Sharkey said. “At first I thought Ski was imagining things. But I checked myself. The reactor’s working fine. But the radiation readings are below what they should be. Not that we actually like the radiation the reactor gives off, but...it’s weird.”

“Nothing amiss that I can find,” Riley said, emerging, “except some pieces of dried mushrooms on the deck.”

“Mushrooms?” I asked, incredulous. “Snacking in the Reactor Room is  against regs.”

“Just a couple that must’ve fallen out of a snack pack,” Riley said showing them off in the palm of his hand. “It’s almost as if the mushrooms ate the radiation.”

Everyone laughed, even me, then suddenly stopped.

“Wait!” I said, pondering, “What if....Riley I could kiss you! Bring those mushrooms to the lab....Chief, find out who was snacking on the job and put him down for a raise. Riley too....well, what are we waiting for...move it!”

 

***

“Are you insane?” the Secretary of Defense asked me after I explained my theory.

“Look, mushrooms are a fungus. I’ve done some checking with Cal Tech’s Botany Dept. There are scientifically proven fungi that have performed radio-synthesis and....”

“English, Admiral!”

“The fungi use a pigment, melanin, to convert gamma radiation into food!”

“So?”

“Which means fungi might be able to gobble up the radiation from a nuclear explosion! Granted, it’s long shot, and might take time to prove...but permission to use Seaview and her missiles to test it out?”

“Granted. You’re removed from war alert to figure the damn thing out. And hurry. The Reds are getting better at evading our intercepts. I’d suggest you stay on your present course...that area’s probably not on the Red’s to hit list. And Nelson? Good luck.”

“Thanks.”

“By the way, regarding Nelson-Crane, damn good flying for a bubblehead. Was a damn good president too,” he sighed. “There’s been talk from the staff at Walter Reed that his MRI might have been misinterpreted by the surgeon general, but he’s adamant his study of it was correct. In any case, your boy’s gone  to a local hospital  to get  a new MRI to get an ‘unbiased’ reading, as he and others put it.  “The surgeon general is furious about the claim he’d been biased and misread the MRI he’d taken. So is the president. In fact, rumor has it that he ‘suggested’ that your boy and his mother find another place to stay than Blair House or another of the presidential properties. That hasn’t been reported on the news, yet, but no doubt it will be.”

“I’ll have Sparks monitor. And Jake, thanks.”

“Any time,” he answered, ending the call.

 

As much as I wanted to know just how Jiggs had planted that ‘biased’ comment into the rumor mill I had too many equally important things to do now, and requested Cookie to bring every mushroom, still fresh or dried, even canned, to the lab. I also asked Will how I could synthesize the fungus, if possible, and for Chip to find a land mass where we might collect or purchase some. Since we had been  sanctioned to do whatever it took to help my experiments, Chip soon had us on course toward the nearest launch point should an enemy missile target it.

~***~

Chapter Twenty