Triple Play Plus Story Contest

Please register to enter this contest using the form at the bottom of the page. I need to know if there are going to be any takers.
Contest ends April 16, 2011
Please use rich text format. It's a lot easier for my system to read. It cannot handle Word 7 or docx. It can handle Word 2003 and earlier.

For this contest, the following phrases must be used in your story:
"I told you so."
"Are we there yet?"
"Damaged goods, again?"
1 bonus vote will be added for each additional usage of a phrase by a different character up to and no more than 3 times.
3 bonus votes will be given if you include (once only please) "A Three Hour Cruise," in your entry.
Enjoy the challenge!

Name, Handle, Pen name
Triple Play